Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached- blond tramp and she's probably getting frisky
Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
That i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his lether seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats..